oo f Lo J A &y o CAN YOU SEE AROUND A CORNER? on o wiithdraw ail workers, including pumbmen and engineers. {rom the piis Sir Robert Horne rejoined that this was a oreat decision and that he hoped that hofore adopting such a course the miners would reconsider it He offered to meet the miners executives at any :‘ime to- moirrow. The excther trash - don’t you? But when 1 want some readin’ that will - brush away a frown, : I want that little paper from my ol’ home town.—Good Hardware. THE RURAL EDITOR’'S I.OT. A child is born in the neighbourhood: the editor gives the loud-lunged young ster and the happy parents a sendeff and gets §so.oo. It is christened and the minis er gets. $6 and the editor SO.OO The editor blushes and tells a dozen lies aboui the beautitul and accomplished bride. The minister geis $lO. and a piece of cake and the editor gets SO.OO. In the course of time she d'es; the doctor gets from §sls to SIOO, the minister gets per- haps another $5, the undertaker gets trom $75 to S2OO, tht editor prin‘s an obituary two columns long and a card of thanks and gets SO.OO - No wonder so n:any small town editors get rich. Have you paid your subscription, : : —Altamont Times.